Comedian, Ajibola Adebayo, aka Holy Mallam, and his wife, Ijeoma, recently shared their beautiful 8 years old love story with PUNCH, and the best part of the story was how they had to wait 3 days after their wedding to have their sex all because Ijeoma was scared! See excerpts below: How did you meet?
Ijeoma: I had seen him perform
before and I was impressed with his style of presentation. The day we
met, he hosted a show organised by my friend. When it was time for him
to leave, he could not because someone was blocking his car. During
the brief period he waited to move his car, we got talking and he gave
me his call card. When I got home that night, I decided to call him
since he did not have my number. I felt it would be nice to have a
comedian as a friend. This was in May 2004. We have been married for
eight years.
Holy Mallam: I was in a hurry
to leave the venue of the show in order to go and see a lady I was
interested in at the time. When Ijeoma called me that night, I was in
the lady’s house. After her call and subsequent calls from me, we became
friends and I eventually left the lady for her.
How did he propose?
Ijeoma: It was not spectacular, no
ceremony. One day we were in the car and he said, ‘if we should get
married right now your children would be Yoruba. After a week, he just
came and thrust a ring into my hand and I just collected it.
Unfortunately it was too big for my fingers and he had to return it to
the shop.
Why did you leave that other lady?
Holy Mallam: I was still talking
to her, trying to get her to agree for us to date but she was giving me
too many conditions. The process was taking too long.
Were you a virgin at the time he met you?
Holy Mallam: She was.
Are you joking?
Holy Mallam: No. I am serious. I had already told God that I wanted to marry a virgin.
Is he your first lover?
Ijeoma: Yes.
Why? You had gone through secondary school, the university and then went for national youth service..
Ijeoma: I just think it is God. I
gave my life to Christ when I was in Junior Secondary School.
Another thing was that I am a very shy person. I dreaded the thought of
going to bed with a man, telling myself that I may not be able to face
him in the morning. I had male friends but our relationships did not
last more than one month because along the line, the man would want
intimacy as a proof of love. Then, our fellowship coordinator always
cautioned us to keep ourselves pure. He would tell us that if we
disobeyed God, we would get pregnant. Somebody else also told me that
if a man married me as a virgin, he would appreciate me so much and give
me whatever I wanted.
Was it after the wedding that you had sex with him for the first time?
Ijeoma: Yes. It was three days
after the wedding because I was too scared. But on a Monday, my
husband said, ‘we can’t continue like this. I have paid and have done
everything.’
Holy Mallam: It was a very big
wedding. Over 1000 guests attended and I was too tired on the night of
the wedding to do anything. That was a good excuse for her.
Did you have to read about how to deflower a lady?
Holy mallam: No.
Ijeoma: I read it up on the internet and was able to guide him.
You are part Hausa and Yoruba, why did you marry an Igbo lady?
Holy Mallam: My mother is from
Niger State but she was born and brought up in Lagos and she speaks
Yoruba fluently. I love Nigeria and I have always loved Ibo soup. But
that was not why I married her. I think our union was destined.
You have three children; did you plan for the number?
Ijeoma: Before we got married, we
had decided to have three children but when the second child came and
we realised it was a boy, we changed our minds and decided to stop
having children.
Holy Mallam: We had an agreement
with God that we were going to have three children. Our first was a girl
and then, we had a boy. When the boy came, we decided to play smart and
stop. Then, my wife was working on her weight. In fact, I spent a lot
of money on that and I always took her to Victoria Garden City, where
the gym is and I spent over two hundred thousand naira and the results
were amazing.
Ijeoma: I got the ideal weight I
desired but suddenly found out that I was pregnant again! I cried but
we thank God the boy came. He just completes the family.
How do you hang out as a couple away from the kids?
Ijeoma: Before the kids came, we
were inseparable. Now, we try to carve out time to be together because
my love language is spending quality time together.
Holy Mallam: We were always together, even when she was pregnant with the first child.
As a marriage counsellor, what impact does that have on your marriage?
Ijeoma: It has helped a lot
because I was naive of so many things. Being the first child of the
family, my position has always been that of a leader and it affected the
way I related with my husband. I was manifesting some controlling
tendencies unintentionally but God called me to order.
Holy Mallam: We have a monthly
programme for couples. I am usually part of her audience and whenever
she speaks during those seminars, the familiarity that exists between us
as a couple disappears. I pay attention to her as if she was somebody
else. I learn a lot during those gatherings and what I learn, I try to
practise at home.
What will happen if you discover your husband has cheated on you?
Ijeoma: I don’t know if he would
ever cheat because I am free with his phone. One day, when I asked
him to tell me what would prevent him from cheating on me, he just said,
‘the fact that I fear God.’ That settled the matter for me. I always
tell God to keep him for me and I would be foolish to assume that it can
never happen. The devil is out for Christians. He does not go to club
houses and he does not drink. He may not meet some of those girls but
what about the ones inside the church?
Holy Mallam: There is no superman
anywhere. Anything that we want to achieve can only be made possible by
the grace of God. I meet a lot of ladies, some even ask me to sign
autographs on their breasts. As a Christian, I don’t respond to such
gestures. I always carry my wife on my mind. I know that I will always
go home to her at the end of the day.
What pet name do you have for each other?
Ijeoma: Honey.
Holy Mallam: The children call me ‘honey’ and call her mummy.
