Being a faith-based University, attendance of Chapel services is compulsory for the students.
A few days ago, former students of institution on Twitter through the hashtag #MemoriesofCUchapel recalled their unforgettable moments during the various services they attended.
The tweets on the hashtag that was the top trend for hours included
statements by the Chancellor of the institution, Bishop David Oyedepo
and other officials, pranks by students and awkward moments.
Below are some of the hilarious tweets.
- Why r u looking morose? are u d mother of ROSE – Rotimi registrar
- The A/C just doesn’t mess up when Papa is around”
- Remember, appreciation is the application for more
- In Papa’s voice* Will you stop laughing right now ? STRANGE CHILDREN!!!
- A 1st class degree without 1st class spirituality makes you A̶̲̥̅ first class fool – Pastor Austin
- That night when they Kept us till like 2am just cos dey wanted to announce New council members!!
- Most of y’all be saying #MemoriesCUchapel when truly y’all be stabbing and be having memories of when they release defaulters list
- When pastor Austin was speaking in tongues and said merci beacoup oduduwa lol
- Sleeping like you practising how to die
- And u will be letting them press ur breast like agege bread”- pst Victor”
- Please someone should cc that choirister that was singing ‘Ka to the left, Ka to the right’ biko
- I miss papa, pastor Ojeme and pastor Ntia…. I haven’t see such wisdom anywhere”
- A song writer says’there is something that makes me run into your presence, my helper!’ What’s that man’s name
- When papa said ‘finally’ and we were still there after one hour
- That awkward moment when you’re tweeting #MemoriesCUchapel & papa RT’s u. Your expulsion letter will come as a tweet
- Who remembers that choir gal ” ka ka ka ka ka ka ka (X 20) kabiyesi o ese o
- If you know u are not with your bible step out now. That’s when you see boys tearing bible into 2
- She was giving testimony then she said “..and the robbers shot at me and I saw the bullet
- When attendance unit members switch off the machine and say it has stopped working
- If you are not grateful, you are a great fool
- LMAO!!2012 departure service that guys were snatching babes’ scarfs to use as tie.
- We shall be praying for cofenant unifassity “@ExquisiteJosh: #MemoriesCUchapel Dr Omotosho – In this 2nd leg of Prayer…
- Since you birds have decided to fly without pearching, we hunters have learnt to shoot without missing -Prof C.K.Ayo
- Who remembers that departure service papa pursued us and made us all squeeze ourselves inside the chapel?
- When papa says the girl in white & you know you are wearing a green shirt and you have to check to confirm”
- We use your school fees to maintain the grasses in this school – papa” … your school fees isn’t in our budget.”
- NOT GOING TO CHAPEL FOR A WHOLE SEMESTER AND THEN GOING ON THE LAST DAY TO TEAT ATTENDANCE WITH MY FLOOR MATES
- Luwe luwe luwe…luwe!!!!! Lululuwe..luwe!!!!!
- When Papa turns up ehn! That man knows his onions. He knows his calling!
- When Mama said “receive d blessings of d breast”nd some pple still be lookin lyk my T-D board”
- When they say we shud remain standing cos them lecturers are going out…
- In Aize Obayan’s voice* Not unto us O God, Not unto us, but unto you
- In VC’s voice *believe you me*
- “Only Virgins should climb the altar” – Ada Sonia
- Lift up your hands to heaven and ask for grace…” Singing Kabiyesio!!.. Oya “KA” for your God! “KA” to the Left. “KA” to the right. “KA” to the front!! :halleluuuuuuyah! The vice chancellor ma sends her love- Charles OgbologoStudio! studio!! studio!!!”I was glad when they say let us go to the house of the Lord.can we have the scripture on the screen now?!!Turn to your neighbour to your right and to your left and tell him I’m glad to be here!!Pst Abraham John-Oze a closed mouth is a closed destinyGet it right friends – pst victor🙂 You could add yours….
